Fast Food in MS Paint Ever ask yourself why Junk food is really damn evil?
I know what you're thinking: saturated fats, preservatives, cholesterol. The popular press feeds us a fairytale about why junk food is evil. Yet the fact, little grasshopper, is the fact that Fast Food isn't some anonymous blob of matter which will clog your arteries while you sleep. It's actually a cold, calculating, advanced life form which has worldwide sleeper cells and is plotting to eliminate the foundations of our civilization these days. Basically, that cheeseburger you ate last Sunday will kill you, so you'd better start arming yourself and becoming organized for the apocalypse.
doodle artOnce more, where the mainstream press has failed to provide the story, courageous MS Paint artists have picked up the slack. Feast your eyes about this tantalizing depiction of the invasion in the future. Using state of the art MS Paint technology, this artist has clearly demonstrated that it is simply dependent on time before Fast Food stalks the streets in search of unsuspecting humans.
The revolution will not be televised
Cheeseburgers as you may know them are inert objects at best, or docile little delicacies at worst. The fact is though, you ain't seen nothin yet. Right now many of them are just in hibernation. Within their genuine form, Junk food are in fact a force to become reckoned with. Just try to resist the brute force of a Rampaging McBeefalo. Come on, I dare you. Better yet, try to survive the evil unhealthy grease of death that seeps from his sesame seed pores.
doodle artDissapointment: ain't it a bitch?
Nor can you stand up to the psychological salvo out of this perilously evil double cheeseburger. Imagine about this: every time you order Fast Food, your disappointment in the greasy, soggy, stale food you receive (versus the intense, happy, inviting picture you see around the menu board) builds upon your hate. Like Luke Skywalker in "Return from the Jedi," your hatred breeds fear and unhealthy, pessimistic fatalism. You begin to believe that resistance is futile, and also you succumb to the will of the breakfast sandwich.
You skill to win the war
Junk food feeds off our collective ignorance. It pays its dirty McDollars to the media organizations to help keep this story under wraps. So what better method to stop this insidious force rather than raise awareness? And what better way to boost awareness than to use MS Paint to artistically render your most hated Junk food specimen?